At a church fete on the weekend Jeff and I had fun browsing at books. He picked a Carl Hiassen and a James Bond novel, $1 each, bargain! But I found the real treasures : a box of super-special, older goodies was hidden under the table. I crawled in and nabbed the best treasure of all - an old dictionary! It had damaged binding, but could well be a good candidate for collage work. And of course, for looking up amusing words.
A nice church lady crouched next to me, and whispered "That's actually the throw-out box. If you want anything, you can just take it."
So I have to use it, the nice lady said!
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